Schewel (school)

Well, yes it has been a year, and I'm sorry, but things have been so crazy up in here! Back to the point. School.
Yes, school started back a while ago, and I'd just like to take a moment or two of your life that you will never get back to recognize the amazingness school brings you. Let us begin.
                                                        Types of things at school:
GOSSIP: No, you crazy people, I do not gossip. But gossip can just make your day 110% better! I mean, come on what is more fun than watching a whole bunch of jealous girls make up COMPLETELY crazy conspiracy theories about each other?! If you get the right gossip, it can seriously make you crack up.
 LUNCH: Lunch is the best! It is a time of socialization where you DON'T actually get in trouble. You can catch up with friends, make fun of the cheese that if you roll it up will bounce off the floor (yes my people, it is true, try it sometime), and just endless fun times with the friends you love. It is a break from the boring classes because honestly, who actually goes to middle school to LEARN?
THE NEED TO BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME: Chances are, now that you're back at school, you're back with everyone you hate. And that means you have to be right all the time. When you are around your rivals, things get pretty tense and competitive. You always have to make your point, and (duh) be right about it every. single. time. You'd be hard put to find someone who disagrees with this statement. Everyone likes to be on the upper hand, especially with people who you can't be five minutes around without wanting to throw someone out the window.
NURSE PASSES: Don't lie. You've pulled a "Nursie" before. Those little sheets of paper are your gateway to freedom.
THAT ONE CREEPY UNNECESSARY TEACHER: We've all had that teacher that makes us feel WAY too uncomfortable. You know, the one that says things in a certain way that just makes you feel... Ugh. And most likely, that teacher is teaching your favorite class. Very unfortunate.
THOSE SMARTY PANTS: You know, the kids who have their hands raised for the entire class. Those ones.
THE END OF THE DAY: The best part of school is the end of they day. Face it. We know it's true.

Thank you so so so so much for reading this! I hope you enjoyed it immensely!

My 1st day of middle school

My 1st day of middle school was a little bit crazy... Definitely! I really like my school. I have lots of new friends...! I really enjoy science, where we are making apple sauce and such. It is so fun!!! I have a really good time in general, and in sewing class I just made a pair of PJ pants. SOOOO FUN!!! Thanks readers! (And even though there are some annoying people I still like it...)  ;)

Low-fat Cookies

I am here today to talk about sweets and goodies. They are a treat so what's the point in making low-fat diet cookies? If you are on a diet you shouldn't be in the cookie section anyways. I understand about low-gluten cookies because some people have allergic reactions to gluten. But there is no point in mentioning low-fat cookies to me in a conversation, unless you want me to go off for 15 minutes about them. People these days are so obsessed with being skinny they forget about the weight they need to have. If you live in Alaska, you eat whale fat every day to keep warm. I don't agree with fat-free cookies.

10 things I love about my mom

As an honor of my mom's birthday, I will list 10 of the thing I love about her.

#1: She likes to watch Frasier, a show I enjoy too.

#2: She gives some of the best hugs.

#3: She is funny and makes me laugh a lot.

#4: She tells the funniest stories and memories.

#5: She is very sweet, and you can like her, even if you love her.

#6: She makes some of the best fried chicken. Yummy yummy! :D 

#7: She chooses the best outfits.

#8:  You can talk to her, count on her to keep secrets, and you can rely on her.

#9: She is the best mom ever.

#10: This isn't a like; it's a message. Happy Birthday, Mama!!! 

The top 5 most annoying/hated celebrities and why in Skip's point of view

#1: Ronald McDonald. Why: he hops around all smiley and happy and pretends to help and love kids, but the Ronny from last month probably isn't the Ronny this month and the only reason he pretends to smile and hop is because he gets paid.

#2: Ernie; Bernie's brother from Sesame Street. Why: He never listens to anything anybody says because he's too glum and he hates his brother secretly and the only person who likes him is his pigeon, and I don't even think the pigeon likes him that much.

#3: Elmo's fish. Why: She's boring and never does anything or says anything. No aces in my book.

#4: Kim Kardashian. Why: She's spoiled, rich, can't stay with a man for more that 5 hours and her accent is really annoying to me.

#5: Shirley Temple. Why: She's really happy, is a lollipop girl, wears way too much dresses and pink, and you can barley see her face through her way too curly hair. After a while, singy, happy, laughy lollipop pink wearing girls get on my nerves.

Remember Readers: Not all of you are going to feel that way toward these celebrities and I acknowledge that. Don't be angry with me, I do not do this to provoke you or make you want to feel that way about certain people/celebrities. This message was clearly all of my feelings, I just wanted to verify that. Thanks, Skipper

Mcdonald's Chicken Mcnuggets

Don't get me wrong or anything, I eat McDonald's and like it. But the food there has ingredients of mysteries that I am here to reveal, and some gross things people have found in their meals. The food I'll be dishing today is McDonald's famous Chicken Mcnuggets. Did you know that McDonald's uses the same ingredient in the Mcnuggets as Silly Putty and Flarp? Well, if you didn't, now you do. Once, while in a McDonald's restaurant a man found a fried dismembered chicken head. Won't surprise me if you find chicken excrement in your next happy meal burger that the "cooks" are trying to pass off as meat. I say that only because after seeing that fried dismembered head, I think that they don't check what goes in and out of the fryer. Also, before this lovely chat ends, I must tell you about the Ronald McDonald oath. If you didn't already know this, Ronald isn't real. He gets paid to be who he is and the current Ronald probably isn't the same Ronald as last January. There is a special oath that Ronald takes and it makes him swear that he will never, it doesn't matter who, tell anybody that he is Ronald McDonald. So watch out readers! Your best friend could be Mr.McDonald!

Goddard, the hero school

So I went to this crazy place called Goddard the most recent time ago... IT WAS AWESOME!!! I met really really cool people there, and went to graduation! my favorite part was going on stage and reading this very blog, or dancing with Erin! Or at least I think that's how you spell it! I had a blast and really want to go there when i grow up. I want to thank: Erin, Shaiya, and the help desk (they gave me band aids). this is an amazing school, and from what I learned there, being a community is so much more than just working together. You must fully understand what together means. It means being friends, it means sharing what you have in your heart. they are truly heroes! thanks Goddard mother and Goddard father! No better place to learn that than Goddard! Oh yes, I saw some really cool stuff at cabaret. Rock on Grace, the belly dancer, and ollie, and the rappers that went on stage! I love Goddard and can't wait to come back next residency!
                                                               Hugs and kisses, Leila