frank my frog

My frog is weird and slimy. He is not the greatest company in the world. He can't talk, he can't do anything a human can do. He swims and sits. He doesn't eat. He normaly won't sit on people's hands. Only on occasion will he sit on mine. I horrify him I think. I wonder if I will have to take him to the vet? I should google it.The only thing that I think interests him I think is my lava lamp. Yes I have just spent this entire blog post trash talking my frog. But he's really not that bad, at all.