the icecream man

Ya know what? I freakin' hate the ice cream man! I wish he would just shut up his speakers and get a life and not be an idiot anymore!!! (no offense to the ice cream men who are reading this) I just... I-I just... WANNA EXPLODE THE SPEAKERS AND BLARE THE SUPER ANNOYING MUSIC IN HIS EAR FOR SIX OR SEVEN YEARS (because honestly I don't remember the first time I heard the music)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's going on the you know "list". Also I want to meet Ted Koppel and Lady Ga-Ga... AND FART OUT SOME JUICY ONES ON THEIR CAR!!!! Oh god I'm weird. Please forgive me for my very odd blog post!