the icecream man

Ya know what? I freakin' hate the ice cream man! I wish he would just shut up his speakers and get a life and not be an idiot anymore!!! (no offense to the ice cream men who are reading this) I just... I-I just... WANNA EXPLODE THE SPEAKERS AND BLARE THE SUPER ANNOYING MUSIC IN HIS EAR FOR SIX OR SEVEN YEARS (because honestly I don't remember the first time I heard the music)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's going on the you know "list". Also I want to meet Ted Koppel and Lady Ga-Ga... AND FART OUT SOME JUICY ONES ON THEIR CAR!!!! Oh god I'm weird. Please forgive me for my very odd blog post!

MY NEW SHOES!

I have a pair of brand new Nike's! I love them! They are brown and white just like a cow! I went to the shoe store and looked around and then I like was amazed. Just sittin' there on a dusty shelf was a pair of magnificent brown and white padded on the inside with blue fuzzy cloth shoes. And I was like whoa and the shoe was like "____________" and I was like, yay-uuh! And the shoe finished the conversation with "_________________________________."  So we went to the dollar general and got me some socks, and then came home to instantly put them on. They are angels of the foot world. They are comfyand awesome! Yay-uuh!