Well, yes it has been a year, and I'm sorry, but things have been so crazy up in here! Back to the point. School.
Yes, school started back a while ago, and I'd just like to take a moment or two of your life that you will never get back to recognize the amazingness school brings you. Let us begin.
Types of things at school:
GOSSIP: No, you crazy people, I do not gossip. But gossip can just make your day 110% better! I mean, come on what is more fun than watching a whole bunch of jealous girls make up COMPLETELY crazy conspiracy theories about each other?! If you get the right gossip, it can seriously make you crack up.
LUNCH: Lunch is the best! It is a time of socialization where you DON'T actually get in trouble. You can catch up with friends, make fun of the cheese that if you roll it up will bounce off the floor (yes my people, it is true, try it sometime), and just endless fun times with the friends you love. It is a break from the boring classes because honestly, who actually goes to middle school to LEARN?
THE NEED TO BE RIGHT ALL THE TIME: Chances are, now that you're back at school, you're back with everyone you hate. And that means you have to be right all the time. When you are around your rivals, things get pretty tense and competitive. You always have to make your point, and (duh) be right about it every. single. time. You'd be hard put to find someone who disagrees with this statement. Everyone likes to be on the upper hand, especially with people who you can't be five minutes around without wanting to throw someone out the window.
NURSE PASSES: Don't lie. You've pulled a "Nursie" before. Those little sheets of paper are your gateway to freedom.
THAT ONE CREEPY UNNECESSARY TEACHER: We've all had that teacher that makes us feel WAY too uncomfortable. You know, the one that says things in a certain way that just makes you feel... Ugh. And most likely, that teacher is teaching your favorite class. Very unfortunate.
THOSE SMARTY PANTS: You know, the kids who have their hands raised for the entire class. Those ones.
THE END OF THE DAY: The best part of school is the end of they day. Face it. We know it's true.
Thank you so so so so much for reading this! I hope you enjoyed it immensely!
