10 things I love about my mom

As an honor of my mom's birthday, I will list 10 of the thing I love about her.

#1: She likes to watch Frasier, a show I enjoy too.

#2: She gives some of the best hugs.

#3: She is funny and makes me laugh a lot.

#4: She tells the funniest stories and memories.

#5: She is very sweet, and you can like her, even if you love her.

#6: She makes some of the best fried chicken. Yummy yummy! :D 

#7: She chooses the best outfits.

#8:  You can talk to her, count on her to keep secrets, and you can rely on her.

#9: She is the best mom ever.

#10: This isn't a like; it's a message. Happy Birthday, Mama!!! 

The top 5 most annoying/hated celebrities and why in Skip's point of view

#1: Ronald McDonald. Why: he hops around all smiley and happy and pretends to help and love kids, but the Ronny from last month probably isn't the Ronny this month and the only reason he pretends to smile and hop is because he gets paid.

#2: Ernie; Bernie's brother from Sesame Street. Why: He never listens to anything anybody says because he's too glum and he hates his brother secretly and the only person who likes him is his pigeon, and I don't even think the pigeon likes him that much.

#3: Elmo's fish. Why: She's boring and never does anything or says anything. No aces in my book.

#4: Kim Kardashian. Why: She's spoiled, rich, can't stay with a man for more that 5 hours and her accent is really annoying to me.

#5: Shirley Temple. Why: She's really happy, is a lollipop girl, wears way too much dresses and pink, and you can barley see her face through her way too curly hair. After a while, singy, happy, laughy lollipop pink wearing girls get on my nerves.

Remember Readers: Not all of you are going to feel that way toward these celebrities and I acknowledge that. Don't be angry with me, I do not do this to provoke you or make you want to feel that way about certain people/celebrities. This message was clearly all of my feelings, I just wanted to verify that. Thanks, Skipper

Mcdonald's Chicken Mcnuggets

Don't get me wrong or anything, I eat McDonald's and like it. But the food there has ingredients of mysteries that I am here to reveal, and some gross things people have found in their meals. The food I'll be dishing today is McDonald's famous Chicken Mcnuggets. Did you know that McDonald's uses the same ingredient in the Mcnuggets as Silly Putty and Flarp? Well, if you didn't, now you do. Once, while in a McDonald's restaurant a man found a fried dismembered chicken head. Won't surprise me if you find chicken excrement in your next happy meal burger that the "cooks" are trying to pass off as meat. I say that only because after seeing that fried dismembered head, I think that they don't check what goes in and out of the fryer. Also, before this lovely chat ends, I must tell you about the Ronald McDonald oath. If you didn't already know this, Ronald isn't real. He gets paid to be who he is and the current Ronald probably isn't the same Ronald as last January. There is a special oath that Ronald takes and it makes him swear that he will never, it doesn't matter who, tell anybody that he is Ronald McDonald. So watch out readers! Your best friend could be Mr.McDonald!